Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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