My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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