and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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