Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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