so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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