we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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