i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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