10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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