i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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