life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
did i walk over a car last night?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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