Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My penis needs a shock collar
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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