I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she smelled like a LAN party
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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