3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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