i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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