btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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