Having a random hookup so left but love u
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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