OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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