Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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