Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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