question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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