1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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