How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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