shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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