If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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