ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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