I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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