So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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