I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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