She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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