bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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