im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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