i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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