Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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