i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize