return my video game
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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