also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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