just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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