I am in a vortex of obligation.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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