I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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