So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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