On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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