So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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