I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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