my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
