i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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