is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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