Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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