nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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