It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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