Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
