He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My penis needs a shock collar
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
tell me about the eggs
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