break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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