yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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