The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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