is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Can Purell be used as lube?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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