We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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