did you get engaged???
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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